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NEW DIRTSQUAD BLOG ADDRESS

NO LONGER UPDATING THIS ONE, GO TO THE NEW ONE NOW IF U EVER CAME HERE BEFORE
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New Corey Kennedy Ad…

i mean really come on dude…you’re just gonna switch biggie heel the santa monica triple set?  thats crazy!  you all time smiling bitch!

corey kennedy girl ad

lookin all white boy wasted in his bed…passed out like a mug…little does he know TMZ got up in his shit and snapped these scandalous photos of his sleeping habits.

let’s get a little closer…

closer…

just as a i thought…asleep.

So me n dagger went to Punta Gorda, Florida the other day to hang out at some beaches…we flew in to Sarasota and rented a car…a compact car…a YARIS! Dagger was pumped…fist pumping the whole time.

Here’s the whip…pretty kurl huh?

Here’s a beach.


this is the worst pizza i have ever had…we got this right after we got off the plane…we just hit the first restaurant we could find because we were starving…the people were pretty rude and the food blew.

We ate at Olive Garden that night and boy was that delicious…shrimp alfredo…free salad and breadsticks…swag.

heres another beach..sanibel island i think..speaking of that we had to take a toll bridge to get on this island..costs $6 bucks…totally didnt have cash…they don’t take debit cards, theres no atm, and theres no way to turn around…you have to go through, and get a pic taken of ur license plate and pay a $3 fine…pretty gay rite..at least put a sign before saying u need cash…maybe they do and we just didnt see who knows or cares


this place was kurl

good food…mmmmm…just a couple of beach bums eatin at beach joints

that night we watched this show called “campus pd.” you’ll never guess what its about…thats rite, school cops on campus…great show.

bright ass moon

the next morning we rode bikes and that was fun…dagger’s granny didn’t have any fixies…i was pretty upset but i settled for a beach bike.

here’s another beach…siesta key…we went there and then we flew home…a great time was had by all…peace in the middle east bitch.

this is the video for housewives…pretty kurl, they’re like zombies or something or like whateva..

oh, and don’t worry about the florida picture updates…they will be up soon…berrics time of course 😉

SRY FOR LAK OF UPDATES

BEEN IN FLORIDA GUYS UPD8S COMING S00N!

Last Night’s Adventure

The clock strikes 1am on a beautiful sunday night while jeremy, nick and i are just hangin and whats da first thing on erryone’s mind?  gettin some damn pizza…but it turns out all the places close at like 12 which is straight bullshit…so we gotta think of something else…COOKOUT, duh.  Nick went there the other night so he drives us

turns out he forgot where it was and we got lost for like 4 hours driving in and out of ghettos and projects…it was a lot like the movie Judgement Night…not all of us made it back alive…we ended up getting pretty scared so we stopped at a gas station to get directions and slushies.

that was my picture that I took myself from the backseat because I was too scared to venture out of the vehicle…this is where we lost jeremy…as you can see in this high quality, 1,000,000x zoom picture below, jeremy is getting a slushie…a lemonade and raspberry slushie to be exact.

well, right after i snapped this pic with my smartphone, this deviant walked right up in the gas station and shot Jeremy for his slushie and then started making out with nick, be sure to stop this guy if you ever see him around…anyways, thats the end of jeremy…RIP DUDE.

but then we went to jack in the box instead…see proof below.